13 January 2007

Must share these jokes with you

An Israeli recently arrived
at London's Heathrow airport.

As he fills out a form,
the immigration officer asks him:

"Occupation?"

The Israeli promptly replies:

"No Sir, just visiting!"

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Q:
What is the Zionist national dish?

A:
Occu-pie

Q:
And what do they drink with it?

A:
He-brew

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, nice one!